The lady had it right. "Kids suck." Raising kids is not what's its cracked up to be. You work all week to make money to buy the little fuckers food. You work all night to keep the house safe and clean. You work all day to educate them. You make the picky bastards one of the two things they actually eat every night for dinner. And do the dishes they leave on the table. Then, when you have the audacity to ask them on Sunday to clean their room, you get "you suck, jackass."
Remind me why I can't beat them?
FRANK SINATRA'S GREATEST SHITS
11 years ago
I can't say that I could give a reason as to why you don't beat them.
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ReplyDeleteAngelic Devil aka Sandra
We can't beat children? Oops.
ReplyDeleteMy kids tried that. I threw away all their toys and told them to go play with rocks. To their credit, they haven't said it since, and go put their rocks into neat little piles when I tell them to clean their rooms now.
ReplyDeleteBeauxbatons Belle aka Catherine